Half suitcase, half homicidal maniac.
— Terry Pratchett


The Luggage is a magical sentient box given to the wizard Rincewind by a traveler from a vastly advanced land. Thus far it has proven to be incredibly sociopathic but oddly loyal to its current owner. It appears as a large wooden chest that can, on command, summon hundreds of small humanoid feet that can move at reasonably quick speeds.

Powers and Stats

Tier: At least 9-B, likely higher

Name: The Luggage

Origin: Discworld

Gender: Genderless

Age: Unknown

Classification: Mobile Magical Luggage

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Strength and Durability, Sensitivity to Magic and other energies, Magical Enhancements, Resistance to Magic, Elements, Physical Attack, Psychic Power, etc, Immortality (Types 1 and 2), Multidimensional Insides, Fear Manipulation, Invulnerability (Thus far has proven to be impossible to damage)

Attack Potency: At least Wall level, likely higher (Has eaten Great White Sharks with no apparent effort)

Speed: Likely Athletic Human

Lifting Strength: Unknown; carries possibly thousands to tens of thousands of tons of equipment inside via multidimensional storage

Striking Strength: At least Class KJ+

Durability: Unknown (The Luggage has not been damaged through any means, including from powerful spells, reality warping attacks, and being thrown under a mountain for thousands of years)

Stamina: The Luggage does not tire and will walk thousands of miles under oceans and through walls to achieve its goals

Range: Human melee

Standard Equipment: Unknown; literally millions of items ranging from magical swords to dirty socks

Intelligence: Likely Below Average, although it has been suspected of far greater intelligence

Weaknesses: Seemingly none

Feats: Has eaten a shark and several athletic human beings with no trouble, stomps mythical creatures to death regularly (including dragon-headed chimeras), etc

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Stomp: The Luggage kicks and stomps its opponent to death, often mocking it with some form
  • Stare: The Luggage "stares" (or rather, gives the impression of staring) menacingly at the opponent, working 100% of the time to the effect of frightening the enemy
  • Devour: The Luggage eats its opponent, regardless of size (somewhat like Nibbler of Futurama). These people are never seen again.


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